She came looking for me with
her arms open wide,
like some long lost friend of mine.
She said, "Excuse me, but
do you remember me?"
I said, "No, I don't believe I do"
So she looked me up and down,
and undressed me with her eyes,
Then she said "You've got
everything I need, you've got
everything I want"
So I said "OK,
you can wear my hat,
you can have my coat,
you can take my shirt
'cos I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
you can take my socks,
come on take my bag it's yours