It is extremely important that the neighborhood be monitored vigilantly at ALL TIMES. The importance of this CANNOT be overstressed. Without constant vigilance, it is possible that the garbage/UPS/mail truck might slip past without proper comment. ALL TRUCK DRIVERS MUST BE REMINDED OF THE INFERIORITY OF THEIR PARENTAGE AT EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY. Failure to fulfill this responsibility might result is the cessation of treats from the homeowning primate. This directive has been handed down from the Commissariat of Indignantly Watchful Curs. That is all.
