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28-DEC-2006 John Cross Photography

de Broglie Detector

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Along with the psionic radiation sensor array this deBroglie UBHF* detector is popular with our "guests". Disguised as footpath lighting throughout the entire earth, this monitoring network very effectively detects the deBroglie wavelength emissions from passing objects and can cross correlate the wavelengths with an extensive database through extended range multi channel analyzers which are located in (you guessed it) Utah.

Among the data points gathered for each passing subject are the identity of the contents of any purses and pockets on the subject. This seemingly silly data serves their purposes quite well since they are seeking an appropriate subject to "borrow" for a few "interesting" experiments. They are really interested in finding the perfect specimen. That would be a human female (yes, they can detect gender!) who could be counted upon to keep the experiment secret. A tough thing to find. Their ideal candidate would have no cell phone or phone cards, no address book, no credit cards, no hair spray (which can be used as a blow-torch defensive weapon) and most importantly, no clue. This last one is easy, the rest is not. Needless to say, after monitoring billions of potential subjects, none have been found.

You will note the green deposits surrounding this particular installation. This is dust from the detector element which is apparently in some need of maintenance. These detector elements are easily replaced, but getting a repairman out is a challenge. They don't usually like to come out to this part of the galaxy unless there are multiple installations to be serviced.


* UnBelievably High Frequency

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Guest 25-Sep-2007 18:50
I thought people from Scotland spoke with de Broglie
Dave Beedon06-Mar-2007 09:35
My exhaustive research into the presence of ERMCAs in Utah has revealed nothing.
Note to self: Is he concealing the fact that there is an ERMCA in Clear Lake?
jCross18-Feb-2007 12:32
Dave: I am afraid that I have no clue what an ERMCA really looks like. I have never been to Utah. I know this sounds sinister, but do you think they call it the beehive state for a reason (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). Have you ever seen a beehive in Utah? Could the word beehive be an intergalactic euphemism for ERMCA? Hoo, boy, now this has got me thinking. The implications are staggering.
John
Dave Beedon18-Feb-2007 07:31
The analysis presented here is unbelievably sober and leads, of course, to frightening conclusions. We have known for quite some time (even though it is relative) that inter-galactic bobblehead creatures are bent on the use the wave-particle duality theory of matter to our disadvantage. The Battle will be long and difficult, and involve much suffering, unless we can harness the fratostatic vibrations of coronal discharges.

John, if you will tell me more about the extended-range multi-channel analyzers (ERMCA) in Utah, I will amend the plan for my next scientific sojourn to the Beehive State to incorporate covert observations of the dreaded installations.