Ever since agent listorama inadvertantly (I would hope) compromised some delicate information, things have been a little tense around here. I was going to the bar late this evening and sensed a strange movement and the presence of an as yet unexplained fractostatic force field. It was a dark and stormy night. I grabbed my camera and whirled about to find this odd phenomena presenting itself right before my very eyes. The dried flowers from this little planter were suspended in thin air. The fractostatic field, presumably coupled with the local presence of deBroglie detectors, caused them to stay suspended indefinitely. I have checked the bar numerous times just to make sure. As a matter of fact I think I will check the bar again right now, that is after checking the ice tray in the frezer.
Thank you, John, for documenting this worrysome phenomenon. As to the matter of compromising, I would like to remind you that I revealed only de-classified information and made it quite clear that I was bound by raw fear to not "spill the beans."
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11-Mar-2007 22:29
kind of, but not really. i've seen some chastity belt conversion kits though. hard to find any used ones in this chaste and pure part of the country...
you may want to recalibrate your sensors. also if this phenomenon re-occurs, the purchase of a bose-einstein megaanomaly wave refractory belt may help allude detection by The Others...
