This particular device got my attention. After reading all the secret alien information that Agent Listorama has posted, and realizing that he just may not be the nut case he appears to be, I started becoming more aware of my surroundings. For about a year now I have been noticing things that were "just not right".
Then one morning (very early morning!) out at the hangar I saw this device that my hangar mate, Bloke, a devoted airline pilot and hotel memorabilia kleptomaniac, brought back from one of his travels. You will note that it is cleverly disguised as a night light from the Crowne Plaza hotel in some berg where he parked his jet over night. HO HO HO these little guys are clever. Who can resist taking things from hotel rooms and what better way to distribute sensors than designing them to look like innocent night lights.
In reality these things are sensitive arrays of psionic radiation detectors which can detect the presence of humans and tune to each individual's psionic radiation. For those of you new at this game, psioninc radiation is commonly referred to as brain waves. The sensors decode the information in the psionic waves then transmit the information to a central clearing house of alien intelligence gathering via, you guessed it, the US power grid. These clever guys transmit the data, encoded at 60 Hz!, throughout the power grid. Get that, 60 Hz. We humans could never build a detector sensitive enough to pull it out of the noise on the power distribution system, and these guys are doing it routinely. Guess you might say we have a detector gap. Need to do something about that.
I am not sure where the central clearing house is located, but I have a hunch it is in Utah somewhere. Commander Beedon seems to have a great affinity for that area. He travels as a hiking type tourist to that area so he can keep his real mission secret. Of course I don't know that for a fact since he has to be sworn to secrecy about the whole thing and certainly wouldn't confide in the likes of me even if it were true, which of course it couldn't be because it isn't. Or something like that.
As a former student and employee of the hotel industry, I can authoritatively confirm that the Crowne Plaza chain is purely a front, and a thinly disguised one at that. I mean, a Holiday Inn stateside with decent towels and well-trained employees? Please. If you doubt my authority I can repeat myself louder and with a slight hint of indignation.
I am impressed by the depth of analysis here---who would have guessed that the mundane has been co-opted for evil purposes? Be careful about this Bloke fellow: he could be one of Them---and I don't mean giant ants in Los Angeles! I looked at the linked gallery you refer to and must disavow any knowledge of its contents. You are the victim of a monumental ruse. Gotta go---it's getting Dark and the sandstone calls me.
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25-Dec-2006 03:11
It was in a gift sack. You two need help. Lots..... Bloke
