Are my abstracts getting a bit too, er, abstract? This could absolutey anything. Alien eggs I found in an empty bucket? Microscopic view of some sort of genetically modified bio-structure? Part of my ongoing experimentation with dinosaur DNA?

No. It's Mad Maureen's marbles. She lost them, obviously. Linda found them in the veg patch. Add water, food colouring and bake in the freezer until it's solid enough to hold infront of a flash. Shoot quickly before it all melts...