Today Wanda got out her crystal ball and she is ready with her predictions for 2005.
1. The stock market will stay flat.
2. She will make it through the year without winning MEGABUCKS.
3. Michael Jordan will come out of retirement again.
4. Camo will be come the new “pink”.
5. Wanda will switch to the old “pink”.
6. Global warming will become bad enough that she will finally be warm.
7. Bill will track back “Guest’s” IP address to a user in a trailer park in South Florida.
8. The sun will come up tomorrow…tomorrow…tomorrow.
9. Osama Bin Laden will be captured in a “nudie bar” in Southern Florida where he has been hiding, in a trailer park, for the last 3 years. He spent his time surfing the web, visiting nudie bars and eating pork rinds.
10. Pbase will become the most visited web site on the Internet.
11. Michael Jackson’s voice will finally drop.
12. Martha Stewart will launch a line of orange jumpsuits.
13. Wanda predicts she will finally lose “that” 10 lbs. she has been trying to lose for the past 15 years.
14. Home mortgage rates will stay at record lows.
15. Gas will reach record highs.
16. Adam Sandler will win the Oscar for best Actor.
17. Tom Hanks will accuse the accounting firm of Arthur Anderson of funny accounting related to Sandler’s Oscar win.
18. The world will discover that Robert Redford is only 5’7” tall,
19. Kodak’s film division will release a study linking digital photography to brain cancer.
20. Somebody will start a PAD project with photos only taken with a cell phone.
21. Bill will buy at least one lens…she didn’t need the crystal ball for this one.
22. Playboy will do the “Girls of Pbase” in the July issue.
23. A study will prove PAD’ing is addictive.
24. “Team America World Police” will win the Oscar for “Best Picture”. Maybe there is something to that funny accounting rumor.
25. Dan Rather’s last news story will be about documents proving FOX News Network is the propaganda arm of the Neo Conservative movement. Nobody will care.
So, what are your predictions?
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