Desert bum in a one-person line-up to identify an ice cream extortionist
Southeast Poison Spider Mesa (near Moab, Utah)
"Guy in the white hat, step forward and say in a loud voice, 'Hey kid, give me
that cherry vanilla ice cream cone or you'll wish you had not been born!' "
Sgt. Joe Tripod, holding the police camera, stood silently during the episode.
I tried that one, Steve, but it didn't go over well with the judge: I was sentenced to "no trips to Moab for six months." That's the mental equivalent of breaking rocks on a chain gang.
Larry, have you been reading the transcript of the trial?
Guest
17-May-2007 16:06
Plea for ameliorating circumstances: "Well, Your Honor, I'm getting better since I stopped stealing candy from babies."