Oh, shit! You mean I have to inventory this pile?
Wallet w/driver's license, bank card, Starbucks card, etc.
YMCA ID and guest pass
Phone
Money clip (with not much in it)
Stray crumpled dollar bill (???)
Pocket knife (removed at airports and courthouses)
Keys (car, house, mailbox, running club equipment shed)
Loose change
Lens cap
Various receipts (Borders, Bed Bath & Beyond (photo props), and Sunday night's dinner)
Carabiener (In case I go rock climbing???)
Visine
Pill thingie (white, pink, and blue pills in it)
No lippy, tampons, make-up, emory boards, rubbers, or compacts.

Once again - photography credit to Dennis!