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17-MAY-2005

5/17: Dollhouse Crime Scene

An unidentified woman was found dead in the posh Park Avenue townhouse of Barbie Doll.
Police have not established a motive and have no suspects in custody.
Attempts to contact Barbie's "boyfriend" Ken have been unsuccessful.
He is reportedly on vacation in the French Alps.

The challenge continues: use a single prime lens all week, my choice is the 50mm 1.8 II.

Canon EOS 300D Digital Rebel ,Canon EF 50mm f/1.8 II
1/800s f/1.8 at 50.0mm iso800 hide exif
Full EXIF Info
Date/Time17-May-2005 10:35:34
MakeCanon
ModelCanon EOS DIGITAL REBEL
Flash UsedNo
Focal Length50 mm
Exposure Time1/800 sec
Aperturef/1.8
ISO Equivalent800
Exposure Bias
White Balance (-1)
Metering Modepartial (6)
JPEG Quality (6)
Exposure Programprogram (1)
Focus Distance

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type13-Jul-2005 13:04
She borrowed the Porsche once too often. She had it coming, c'mon!

Very witty shot, Jeremy. :)
Guest 26-May-2005 04:23
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Jude Marion20-May-2005 17:23
I bet ya Midge did it ...!!!! I've always suspected that she's a bit jealous of Barbie's success ... Another sad tale from Toyland!
(Very fun image, Jeremy!)
Guest 20-May-2005 06:07
I've never trusted Ken. He did it, or the butler!
Guest 19-May-2005 21:12
Looks to me she was bare chested bareback horse riding when the incident occurred...
Guest 19-May-2005 20:20
We will send in CSI
Guest 19-May-2005 14:13
:)))
1105191219-May-2005 03:01
If your going to titillate us, at least give us some leg or a flash of breast. Network television
delivers more. With respect to the unidentified woman's family of course.
Guest 19-May-2005 02:24
Your choice to not focus on the subject makes for interesting conjecture...
Gail Davison18-May-2005 20:44
hahah. Excellent.
Tor18-May-2005 20:38
Some crime scene investigater you are - the victim isn't even in focus! I'm looking forward to the next chapter in your prime series.
Stu18-May-2005 16:41
It was GI Joe!
Chris18-May-2005 16:38
Wait. It was a Peep overdose! Somebody arrest Donna!
Donna Lear18-May-2005 13:45
There are only two people it could be. Ken - the ex-boyfriend (yep, definitely ex. It's been in all the papers.) Or ... the rumors of Barbie's undercover spy work are true (notice you NEVER saw a CIA Barbie, but there were all those foreign disguises she used) and ((looks around before whispering))... it was GI Joe.
Guest 18-May-2005 11:29
It was Skipper. She's always been jealous of Barbie, ever since they came out with the Trailer Trash Barbie model. Ken hired Skipper to do the dirty deed - gotta bring in CSI Barbie.
Guest 18-May-2005 10:29
LOL....better notify CSI. I smell something dirty in this one. :)
Karen Stuebing18-May-2005 09:47
This is really funny. Barbie deserves to die, IMHO. She's just too perfect.
Guest 18-May-2005 06:56
I killed Barbie! I was jealous. That woman has everything, and it's just not fair!
Chris Sofopoulos18-May-2005 06:45
Hah, hah... Nice story Jeremy!! I like the colours of this photo. And the blurred area of the murder too..:)))
Gary Winters18-May-2005 05:07
Last I'd heard, Barbie was having an affair with Barney. Maybe someone should interview HIM. And i agree -- what's with her tan lines? LOL at all this silliness!
Guest 18-May-2005 04:57
hahahahahaha hilarious caption!
Rochelle Weiss18-May-2005 04:39
I don't think we've established that this is Barbie. She's "usually" blonde. So, my question is, where is Barbie? Perhaps she's on her way in her Ferrari up to the French Alps to "find" Ken.
Guest 18-May-2005 04:02
I think Barbie only exposed her upper body to the sun..hummm..I'm worried about her looking good and the poor thing is dead..
Di18-May-2005 02:50
LOL...that's just what I thought when I saw the thumbnail!
Chris18-May-2005 02:16
Well, they say 'that bitch has everything'. Now she really does. That bitch got hers.
uofmtiger18-May-2005 01:30
Very surrealistic!
Karen Leaf18-May-2005 01:17
I think I saw Ken whisking around the niece Trixie. The cad
Della Huff18-May-2005 00:09
hahaha... love the idea and the comments below... all you PADers are so witty ;)
Guest 17-May-2005 23:40
Who's to say what I didnt flatten Barbie with my truck....

Very cool!
jude17-May-2005 23:33
CSI will find out it was really Skipper.. you just watch..lol
laine8217-May-2005 23:24
What else in life can happen to Barbie...oh, I know, middle age spread, grey hair & loss of short term memory !!
Cliff17-May-2005 23:21
Holy macro, she looks like she's been shot by a canon.
Guest 17-May-2005 23:20
Let us know when funeral arrangements have been made. Has anyone questioned G.I. Joe? ;-)
Dan Chusid17-May-2005 22:52
First thing I'd do is check under the plastic fingernails for DNA.
Robin Reid17-May-2005 22:52
I don't think you will have much luck getting any DNA!
Pepe Zyman17-May-2005 22:48
LOL!
Did you know that Ken has a twin brother?
Vinh Luu17-May-2005 22:35
hmm... "an unidentified woman..."

... "attempts to contact Barbie's boyfriend..."
Guest 17-May-2005 22:02
nice one! - get the guys from the Crime Lab to come down with their latex gloves and Luminol and stumble around inthe dark with torches (at least that's how it works on CSI )
Sheena Woodhead17-May-2005 21:50
:-) Love it!
Coleen Perilloux Landry17-May-2005 21:48
Good imagination, Jeremy. The butler did it.
Guest 17-May-2005 21:39
WOW , in French Alps
LOL LOL LOL
Guest 17-May-2005 21:33
A very funny idea! The composition of the photo is interesting, and the contrast of DOF too.
markvm17-May-2005 21:32
Now she's a real doll but, Ken deserves better anyway...:-)
Antonis Sarantos17-May-2005 21:31
Excellent image, amazing title! GMV.
northstar3717-May-2005 21:15
She's just worn out from smiling all day