Both Sides

Ok, here is my lesson of the day:

There are 2 sides to everything.
When I was outside, I could see that the window washer was outside.
When I went inside, I could STILL see that the window washer was outside.
Get it? He was outside both times.
Nothing changed except ME. I moved.
Well, life can be a little like this.
It is not that the situation is different,
it is that I look at it differently.
I have a different perspective on it.
Sure, I am ready to toss down at the drop of a hat.
If the bell dings, look for me in the center of the ring.
My fists will be swinging in full attack mode.
However, I don't want to do it that way.
Let's just leave it at that.
No reason to get nasty.
Let's just walk away.
Don't spit in my eye and I won't shit in yours!

(no, that was NOT a typo)

What does this have to do with cleaning windows?
Nothing. It is just a metaphor.