Of course its a Ford

Well, I really did try to buy a small car.
Unfortunately the anniversary of the accident
was coming up, and I was reminded that
the size of the car matters.
Another F150 fit the bill.

I'd rather pay for gas than go through that again.
All you planet huggers that say Americans drive
huge cars that destroy the world, well
a shattered hip and femur would make
you prefer big cars as well.

I'll just rumble down the road
in this thing nice and safe thanks.

PS: Crash ratings are based on the weight of the car.
My 5 star truck will snip right through your 5 star Honda Fit.
Size matters.