Lucky stiff * 5th Place by Sami by Canon DSLR Challenge

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by Sami


9/16/2005	Imitation by Sami

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Canon DSLR Challenge		23-Sep-2005 18:25
Hi to all first my apology if I have offended any body , Second thanks for those who Voted . Sami aka Big Richard

jimhwy		22-Sep-2005 08:41
Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder. If I wake up tomorrow with sore sides, you're at least partly to blame! I've gotten around to looking at this late. What was the original title? "Lucky Stiff" is just great, though. Way to go, whoever you are.

Canon DSLR Challenge		20-Sep-2005 01:15
opps forgot to sign ... Richard just call me dick

Canon DSLR Challenge		20-Sep-2005 01:11
Lonnit, Don't worry about it, it's ok. If I post an image like this, I should expect anything. As long as we are all having fun. As a matter of fact, I like my new name. Also I changed the title of the image. I like your's better, Lucky Stiff. Peace. To Phil Marshal, I am wondering why you think you couldn't get away with anything like that... Maybe equipment problem ??

Canon DSLR Challenge		18-Sep-2005 03:21
Richard, did you really think I was seriously calling you a dick? NOOOOOO, dude, I was just goofing around with finding how many inane er, bad jokes as I could. I am sooooooooooo sorry you thought I was calling you a dick for real!!! Geez, I hope I didn't make you really angry. When you replied with "the dick that...." I thought it was a play on words, as in Dick, a nickname for Richard as well. Oh, crap, I feel rotten about that. I was all caught up in the fun. Soooo sorry, please forgive me for not being clear about that!!!! ~ Lonnit

Canon DSLR Challenge		17-Sep-2005 17:08
Dear Kelly, Thank you for your concern but as you can see from the image ED is not a problem for me, but it's sad to learn you are plagued with it. My heart goes out to you , that must be so difficult in your relationship. you will be in my prayers every night. Richard aka the dick who shot this image.

Guest		17-Sep-2005 13:25
In the rare event this lasts more than four hours, please see a physician immediately. I've come back to this one several times, so thanks for a lasting experience.

Gayle Knowles		17-Sep-2005 12:23
Hmmm.....this ones an American stiff. The Aussies and the Poms write the date differently.

Gayle Knowles		17-Sep-2005 12:21
And you'd think they'd put that warning in all the emails I get for cheap Viagra and Cialis tablets, wouldn't you?

Canon DSLR Challenge		17-Sep-2005 11:34
This guy obviously didn't heed the warnings on the label: As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of priapism (an erection lasting more than four hours), seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury. In rare instances, men taking prescription ED tablets (including CIALIS) reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision. It's not possible to determine if these events are related directly to the ED tablets or to other factors. If you have a sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop taking any ED tablet and call your doctor right away. Maybe now people will take these warnings seriously. Kelly

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 22:27
"The imitation gallery is for a spot of fun. The idea is that you imitate and copy other peoples work or style. Just browse through the previous 49 challenges and find an image you'd always fancied taking and copy it! Or perhaps put your own twist on a winning image. Maybe shoot something in the style of your favourite artist. Or outside of the challenges look to copy a well known or iconic image. Entries can remain anonymous until voting is over." I just like to think outside the box ,any thing wrong !! Richard aka the dick who shot this image.

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 19:58
LOL! Well, you must be very proud of yourself! Come, come now, what is the object of your pleasure? LOL! ~ Lonnit

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 18:30
Hi Lonnit, I can assure you that Photoshop has nothing to do with the rise in this image. Richard aka the dick who shot this image.

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 16:24
This looks like an ISO. But who ever it was he sure was excited about the shot. theFly

Guest		16-Sep-2005 15:13
And there was me thinking I couldn't get away with anything like that... Phil

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 14:44
If you take into consideration foreshortening, and perspective, OH MY GOD! Was this shot first thing in the morning? Looks like there is a lot of stiff competition in the challenge. I think that this one will be hard to beat. Some of us really rise to the occasion. I knew that rigor mortis made you stiff, but I didn't know it did this! Okay enough, although I haven't had this perspective before, is the little fella a little off center? Name withheld.

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 14:29
It'll be HARD to figure it out! Perhaps the dick that shot this will post some erections on how they created the image? Bet he just cocked around it photoshop a lot. Lucky stiff; will probably get in top tent with this one. Are those sheets made of orgasmic fibers? LOL! ~ Lonnit

Gayle Knowles		16-Sep-2005 11:44
Nope, that's definitely not low, Lonnit. Nor is it soft ;-) But who's is it????

ctfchallenge		16-Sep-2005 04:51
Just when you think we've reached a new low, along comes this!!!! This challenge is definititely one for the history books. Hysterical!!! ~ Lonnit

Canon DSLR Challenge		16-Sep-2005 01:53
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! This is so not fair. Here I am at work and I'm trying not to laugh too loud.....trying so hard I nearly choked! Gayle