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DATE CLASSIFIED 20040629_0064

The Coiled Benchmark

Rozel Point, Utah


Art can be used as a ruse, as is done here. The official name for this construction is “Spiral Jetty”: it is passed off as a piece of earthwork art in order to conceal its true meaning.

A select few investigators know this as “The Coiled Benchmark” because it is believed to be a surveying marker left by beings from another world. It is theorized that Aliens left this here during their efforts to map the Earth for their own evil purposes. The shape is a coded message indicating that fluids here are subject to vertical fluctuation. This is a seemingly innocent bit of information, but when it is applied to plans for landing enemy spacecraft on our planet, the deeper---and more sinister---meaning becomes clear. There is no harm in examining the thing, so people are allowed to explore it at will in blissful ignorance of its true purpose.

The notion that this is a fratostatic spasm collimator has been debunked: the spiral goes in the wrong direction.

The sanitized story for public consumption is pleasant but bland.

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Guest 13-Jun-2007 17:13
Looks like a giant butterfly's fossilized proboscis to me...
Jason Anderson11-Jun-2007 10:39
Dave, your response to Tom thoroughly fails to account for my unfettered access. As for threatened removal to Michigan, for some of us backwater swamp yankees that might be considered a promotion. Except during fly season.
Dave Beedon03-Jun-2007 19:15
Tom, I appreciate your concern about security. Only a very select group of intelligent, good-looking, admirable persons has access to this forum, and they are all sworn to secrecy. The penalty for leaking this information (re-assignment to Michigan; home of 1moremile) is more than adequate to keep people from revealing this material.
Tom Briggs03-Jun-2007 14:06
You're right about the fratostatic spasm collimator ... most people (and many aliens) don't realize the spiral goes in the other direction. That said, I'm not sure you should have released this information to the general public ...
Jim Shifflett14-Mar-2007 03:00
Are you sure that's not a jetty formally known as "Prince"? If that's not an alien lifeform I don't know what is.
Dave Beedon09-Mar-2007 05:46
Dan, you've been watching "Cops" too long: it makes you cynical. This is one of the patterns I make when doing wheelies.
Guest 09-Mar-2007 05:30
Actually it's the trail of a speeding blue Subaru after hitting the stop stix left by the Cops
Dave Beedon01-Jan-2007 09:51
Ian, the dates are classified as raw, ripe, or rotten. Only those classified as ripe are legitimate for export. You can imagine the difficulty of trying to express a ripe date in numbers, hence its not appearing here. As for the white rock, it is harmless---didn't you see the report issued by the leader of the Sinister White Rozel Rock Investigation? The jetty itself is not a ruse (it exists), but the artwork story is. Stay vigilant.
Ian Dalgliesh01-Jan-2007 09:17
Are classified dates a legitimate export from certain Middle Eastern localities or just a ruse?And is this "jetty" simply a ruse,to divert one's attention from the real horror in this shot,i.e. that large white rock in the foreground and the terrible secret it conceals.
kimberly borchardt30-Dec-2006 03:28
I thought it was obviously a landing pad.
1moremile30-Dec-2006 00:54
N ominous scene. One can almost smell the danger.
Guest 29-Dec-2006 20:14
definitely work of the Flim-Flam aliens out of the RU486 sector. activity in the Prozac and Ritalin galaxies has increased since your transmission. their only response to our inquiry concerning their intentions was: "by hook or by crook...."
Lee G29-Dec-2006 07:17
Looks like fluids of an alcoholic nature were consumed in mass quantities, resulting in drunk jetty building by hammered pranksters. Not to imply that I know any hammered pranksters. Chaz not included in that disclaimer.
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