TOP SECRET: UFOs, Aliens, and Unexplained Phenomena Photo Gallery by Dave Beedon at pbase.com

TOP SECRET: UFOs, Aliens, and Unexplained Phenomena

TOP SECRET..(I think)......TOP SECRET..(sort of)......TOP SECRET..(possibly)......TOP SECRET..(why not?)

This gallery is to be viewed only by those meeting the "Criteria for Access" listed below.
If you have reached this gallery without having met all of those criteria, or if you
are easily offended by discussion of controversial subjects, you must leave this gallery
immediately. Examples of controversial subjects are:
---unidentified flying objects
---extra-terrestrials ("Aliens")
---subjugation of the human race by advanced life forms from other planets
---various unexplained phenomena
---puns having no redeeming social value.

CRITERIA FOR ACCESS:
The classified images below have been made available to you because you:
1. Have "a need to know" based on your expertise as an analyst.
2. Have the appropriate security clearance.
3. Have demonstrated a tolerance---if not an enthusiasm---for unexplained phenomena
....such as those documented by John Cooper ( http://www.pbase.com/john_cooper/ufo ),
....who is our #1 agent in England and the inspiration for this covert forum.
4. Wear a secret decoder ring issued by Captain Midnight before he became "Jet Jackson."

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE OF IMAGES:
1. Click on an image to display it in larger form with detailed text from the relevant classified report.
2. To see the sanitized "public" version of the image, click on the link appearing below the image's descriptive text.

CAUTIONS/REMINDERS/DISCLAIMERS:
1. You use this gallery at your own risk. Don't come crying to me because you had a nightmare about Alien slime.
2. Tell no one about what you have seen or read here. Loose lips sink ships. If you divulge any of this material,
....the Director of Intelligence will disavow any knowledge of your existence and confiscate your organization-issued pacifier.
3. Trust no one (except me).
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The most recent documentation added to this gallery appears at the top.
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20090910_4544... WARNING TO ALL AGENTS	20090810_3727...Mobile Tracking and Identifying Station (MTIS)	20090810_3711 The watcher (right) and the watchee (left)	Gang-related tagging that originated in another galaxy	Unprocessed image of a seemingly innocent event
Processed version of the previous photo	Scientific expedition turns up disturbing communication	ERMCA facility	Kayaker is not what he seems	Field agents preparing for The Battle pose for the newsletter
Don't pet the tendrils!	POSSIBLE "NASCAR" LINES	Advanced levitation experiment	De-classified weapons testing facility ("Hot Knife Through Butter Project")	Artwork used as a cover
Fratostatic aura pulse reverter	Surveying whisker or mean-spirited Alien plant? Diameter: one foot (30cm)	Squirrel of the damned	Dark Ages photo analysis	Aiming line for The Invasion
Two moons (but not for Sister Sarah)	Magnetism warps a state highway	Homing device	Brain adjustment (before)	Brain adjustment (during)
Brain adjustment (after)	Unknown substance	Confirmation of Einstein's Theory of Raygun Pulses	Hidden chromatic message for Agent Cooper, NVQ, JVC	Top secret research facility is monitored by something in the sky
Alien message: invasion plans or graffiti?	English connection?	Your agent in the field	UFO tracks	Alien vomitus
Closer is not necessarily better	UFO Antenna (1 of 4: radiator)	UFO Antenna (2 of 4: camouflage)	UFO Antenna (3 of 4: dipole uniter as possible target)	UFO Antenna (4 of 4: scale of the thing)
Evidence of alien fruition	This Alien "toy" is causing consternation among scientists	UFO's over Crescent Bar	Hidden radioactive residue

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Exeter		17-Nov-2011 12:01
Further contact will not be necessary. Do not quit your day job.

Dave Beedon		17-Mar-2011 22:00
Agent zonedout, with a username likes yours, we are not surprised that you forgot your password. Even so, it is regrettable. Here is an easy work-around: go to wwwwwww.listorama-likes-your-money.org, press the "Donate" button, then select the option "$1,000,000 or more." The Donation Wizard will walk you through the steps from there. Your donation will activate the sending of an encrypted e-mail message with a new password. Need to talk to a real person about it? Operators are standing by to take your call (they have been told not to sit down). The number is 1-800-YOU-BLEW-IT.

zonedout		17-Mar-2011 05:51
Crap, I've forgotten my password, and I don't know how to negotiate the secret handshake thru my modem...... V

exzim		19-Feb-2009 14:48
A lovely voluptous team of bikini wearers would more likely cause a purely domestic incident rather than an international one. !!

Dave Beedon		19-Feb-2009 04:33
Agent exzim, I am pleased to learn that you have the proper decoder ring. Thank you for the revised message (but we already knew it). Maintain your present position until the bikini SWAT team rescue party arrives. Try meditation to get you through this troublesome episode. The SWAT team will expect you to utter the code word: Bhagwan. Do whatever the lovely, voluptuous team members tell you to do, even if it means compromising Canada-USA relations.

exzim		19-Feb-2009 03:33
Comrades, this may be my last message. Black helicopters were circling earlier, and there were three girls in bikinis in the pool this afternoon. They were agents watching me, no one under 60 visits this part of the Sunshine State. Obviously undercover, well maybe not much cover. Subject to the nefarious 'Bush' fractrostatic waves, I had pulled out the wrong decoder ring, and betrayed myself by wearing a 'Free Scooter Libby ' T shirt So I have now retrieved the Captain Midnight secret decoder ring from under the floor panel where I had hidden it. I know that transmitting this will betray my whereabouts to the enemy, but I die willingly. I regret I only have one life to give for the cause. Send my ashes to Agent Cooper, he will spread them in Fulham Palace Road, the pathway to eternal life. The translation now reads M = O C = N C = N A = T I = E N = R Be afraid, be very afraid

Dave Beedon		19-Feb-2009 02:53
Agent exzim, the Captain Marvel decoder ring, which is widely available in Canada, is regarded as unreliable and thus to be eschewed. It suffers from intermittent spasmodic regurgitation, rendering all messages worthless. Even legible output cannot be trusted. All serious agents employ the Captain Midnight secret decoder ring (see item 4 in "Criteria for Access" below). Thus, your warning, like the Republicans in the United States Congress, has no credibility. Nonetheless, I appreciate your concern and encourage you to continue communicating---but only if you use the correct decoder ring. Thank you for the lumber.

exzim		19-Feb-2009 01:23
HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT. The Captain Marvel decoder ring has translated the following B=O A=N R=T A=N C=E K=R Therefore, Barack = Notner Be afraid, be very afraid. As to a handout from Caanda, we are shipping softwood lumber at cut rate prices for home reconstruction.

Dave Beedon		18-Feb-2009 23:54
Dave, there are no resources available to address the the danger emanating from Notner. The fault lies with the present economic meltdown, which has caused funding to dry up. I hope that the stimulus package just passed by Congress contains money for jump-starting an investigation into Notner's threat to the world. If the package lacks such funds, we might have to ask Canada for a hand-out.

exzim		18-Feb-2009 04:23
Is there discussion of the subjugation of the human race by less advanced life forms from Notner ?

Lee LaFontaine		14-Feb-2009 07:11
Dave--Loads of fun; thanks for the trip. v. Lee

Dave Beedon		08-Sep-2008 06:39
Treas, the boys in the lab ran your comment through the Devilishly Decisive Decryption and Delimiting Device (DDDDD) a dozen times. They decided that it denoted something doubtful. One can never spend too much time worrying about the future of Mankind when the danger posed by an invasion from another world is so great. I willingly accept the burden of being on constant alert. Remember: "Watch the skies!" Note to surfers: "driew" is a code word for "intelligent, good-looking, and well-respected."

Treas		08-Sep-2008 05:18
?ffuts siht tuoba gnikniht dneps uoy od emit hcum who .yug driew yllaer a era uoy evaD

Mike Stobbs		03-Nov-2007 14:13
Most creative Dave...love the Gallery......Mike

Mike Kallgren		26-Sep-2007 03:23
It appears I have clearance, clarence. You goof ball, haven't you figured out they transport the alien ship parts in the stack trains? It's all a fog to keep us confused.........that's why the loud horns, it knumbs our brains. OooooooOoooooo ( spooky music goes here ) Love the gallery Dave !!

Dave Beedon		16-Jun-2007 09:33
Emmie, yours is the first feedback I've received about a slime dream that did not involve a sob story---I appreciate the fact that you accepted responsibility for your actions. You need not thank me for my efforts at documentation, as knowing that innocent people out there are paying attention is reward enough. If the dreams persist, you might try becoming one with sandstone ( http://www.pbase.com/listorama/image/63249506 ), as it cures all conditions, ailments, and shortcomings, except for wordiness. Stay vigilant.

Emmie Gray		16-Jun-2007 08:03
I had a dream about alien slime. Thank goodness you continue to document these phenomena for us.

Jill		14-Jun-2007 19:01
Commencement of Aluminum Deflector Beanie construction IMMINENT!!!

Dave Beedon		21-May-2007 17:23
Viral-produced comment has been terminated with prejudice. All is well here. Standing by to receive additional intriguing messages. Stay vigilant.

Jason Anderson		21-May-2007 10:32
There is a nefarious virus causing my efforts to duplicate. Your systems are safe; it's not contagious. Please delete at will.

Jason Anderson		21-May-2007 09:27
Thanks, Dave, I appreciate your feedback and can assure you and the DoDDD that your team will be met with a warm welcome here, except from the locals who will attempt to carry their heads on pikes through Kennedy Plaza. They may sever the bodies first. Special scrutiny might be aimed at the concentration of donut shops in the area, reportedly the highest in the nation. Their products are seductive, and inject stealthy globules into their 'hosts' that over time strangle the human circulatory system. I'd say more, but there are currently too many holes in my research. Until later, then, don't doubt that I'm out there.

Dave Beedon		21-May-2007 07:48
Jason, the Director of Doofus Duty Determination is keenly interested in knowing whether Providence deserves the reputation you claim. To that end I am dispatching a contingent of geo-social evaluators to Providence to confirm your frightening allegations. If Providence is as bad as you say, and if you continue to show interest in the subject of this limited-access gallery---or in any other gallery under the "listorama" moniker---you can be assured that Providence will end up on the list. It is bad enough for a place to be an "absolute barking pit," but to inject the concept of "total" into that description makes the mind reel. Stay vigilant in the face of local biting.

Jason Anderson		20-May-2007 00:46
To my dismay, Providence, RI was omitted from the official list of worst duty stations. The only obvious explanation is the fact that I have done no duty in over 30 years (my actual age is highly classified and subject to debate). However I am neither naive nor insightful enough to be satisfied by the obvious explanation, and suggest the co-opted media has lured you into believing Providence is a pretty neat place. For the record, Providence is an absolute, total, barking pit. Its very name is a wry comment on how hellish it truly is. It's one of the few strong arguments for rising sea levels. And while it might appear that I am doing nothing in my little piece of Gomorrah, that's just what They want you to think. I urge you to reconsider. Other than that oversight, a splendid and terrifying report. Thankfully I'm only cleared to view it, not comprehend it, or I would certainly lose some sleep tonight. P.S. Providence bites.

Luis Montero		10-Mar-2007 20:50
Hola Dave Thanks for the visit, like your photographic sense of humor too, keep shooting, we'll be allert... Regards from Peru Luis

gary rouleau		25-Jan-2007 13:19
Thanks the fun gallery -I had a good time visiting.

MIB		23-Nov-2006 16:07
Disregard the previous comment. We are now in control of his horizontal and vertical movements. We control what he sees and hears. We can change him from a soft blur to crystal clarity. We do not exist. (uh, oh, I think I've been spending too much time with this silliness)

tomr-photos		23-Nov-2006 15:58
Maybe I don't belong in this gallery. I don't know if I should even talk about it. They might be watching me at this very moment...those men in black, I mean. Not the movie men in black but the real ones that visited Albert K. Bender and John Keel...and me. Becoming vvvery disorented...can't concintrade.;.my mind...trying to flight if ooff...difficullt...difff

Steve Ainsworth		21-Sep-2006 01:59
Have a ball with it, Dave, or two's even better...

Dave Beedon		21-Sep-2006 00:34
I am not only tracking the bolts, nut, flanges, etc. from Renton Base, but collecting and keeping them (no one else wants the stuff). Thus I can say, without deception, "My nuts have been in orbit."

Steve Ainsworth		20-Sep-2006 20:22
Dave, are you tracking the unexplained "debris" that is hanging up the space shuttle?

Dave Beedon		11-Jun-2006 23:30
I don't know what you are talking about. I feel fine. Nothing bothers me.

Soenda		11-Jun-2006 23:13
So how's that brain adjustment working out for you? I might need to get me one of them. :D S.

Monte Dodge		11-Jun-2006 05:15
Very nice and well though gallery!!!! Nice job here.....

Dave Beedon		03-Jun-2006 22:26
Horsegoggles, your comment sparked a lot of interest: amortization is preferable to domination. Purpod, I found your linked communication to be both disturbing and terrifying. I hope no one faints from the horror of reading your report.

purpod		23-May-2006 07:00
I have even captured a shot of the most current alien life-form to secretly inhabit our planer ~ Be aware... be a very wary bear, as this is no common huffelump or woozel! http://www.pbase.com/purpod/image/54057733 Scary, eh?

horsegoggles		19-May-2006 13:51
It's good to know that some of us realize that we are not a loan. Too many have been amortized into believing that we are a loan.

Brent E		11-Apr-2006 19:52
Hi Dave, This is a great gallery! lol I had fun reading some of this! Best Brent

Dave Beedon		08-Apr-2006 02:37
1moremile, I agree that we are not a loan, but I do believe we are a gift. By the way, others are are watching us---you can bank on it.

1moremile		29-Mar-2006 10:03
I knew it I knew it. We are not a loan.

Guest		23-Feb-2006 11:55
so.. it was true! IknewitIknewitIknewit :o)

Dave Beedon		19-Feb-2006 21:33
John, we can never have too many people dedicated to uncovering suspected signs of an invasion, especially in Florida, which is so close to the dreaded Bermuda Parallelogram (it used to be called the Bermuda Triangle, but research in the mid-1990s revealed that such a description was inadequate). My people will get with you to welcome you to The Club and explain what services are available to those fighting The Battle. Keep this to yourself, as your neighbors might think you a bit odd if they were to discover your covert mission. Stay vigilant!

John Nasche		19-Feb-2006 16:46
I have been considering for some time in posting many of the of the possible and or probable sightings of UFO�s over the sky�s of Northern Florida. This fine example of undercover work posted here is inspiring.

Craig Gillette		17-Feb-2006 01:36
Helpful technical hints: I've found that monitor dirt disguises a fair amount of lens and sensor dust problems. And it's both free and unlikely to result in sensor damage. Dirty glasses are portable and work on other peoples systems, prints, etc.

Dave Beedon		16-Feb-2006 07:41
Follow-up report for Craig: sinister beacons are not just here, as evidenced by this visual by Agent Cooper in England: http://www.pbase.com/john_cooper/image/50208314 . His reporting deserves a thorough reading.

Dave Beedon		16-Feb-2006 07:22
Craig, I am grateful for your expansive and detailed report. Of course I will tell no one about any of this. My people will be analyzing this data to provide an independent corroboration of your theories, some of which are most frightening. For the sake of mankind, I hope that you are incorrect about multiple types of Alien beings. The "Anaheim Threat" is most disturbing. I visited Disneyland in the mid-1980s; in those days things were so innocent---it's a new world order. In any event, remain in deep cover and continue to share info as appropriate on this secure channel. Your dedication and courage are remarkable.

Craig Gillette		16-Feb-2006 06:51
I'm afraid that you may have stumbled upon a file that was inadvertently placed in a public forum. However, the assumption that it reflects a potential or pending extra-terrestrial conflict is inaccurate. The opening salvos have already been fired. The following links are provided only with the assurance that they will not be made public or shared beyond trusted circles. I've provided a short explanation for each. http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144869 http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144870 This beacon was ostensibly being used to house small terrestrial spiders. One might note that in changing viewing angles, it changes shape from rather flat to almost circular. The radial lines can also cause moire or interference patterns depending on size of the image viewed. This beacon is one of several and at times gives off electro-magnetic radiation in the visible spectrum. Having been placed in a small children's play area, they attracted play items like balls through some unexplained tractive force and are apparently fragile as they have been replaced with other similar objects. Investigation continues. http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144871 This image shows how effective cloaking devices are when in use. This one is extremely sensitive and should not be shared. http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144872 This is a personal shot, taken of a secret facility in Anaheim. It was smuggled out at great personal risk. http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144868 Taken in California, it shows evidence of alien presence similar to some of your shots. This may be evidence that the invasion is more widespread than previously believed. http://www.pbase.com/gillettecraig/image/56144873 This one is clearly the most frightening. It may be evidence that not only are there extra-terrestrials but there may be more than one source and that they may be fighting amongst themselves. You'll notice the bizarre wooden appearance - I believe these are alien beings trying to disguise themselves. The odd proportions and poorly hidden wings betray their origins. That they are "frozen" in place is the result of being stunned by some unknown weapon. What is particularly interesting and may be a sign that the scene wasn't carefully or completely sanitized (hence the need for extreme caution in sharing) , is that the smaller alien in the upper left appears to still be holding her (his? it's?) weapon.

Dave Beedon		15-Feb-2006 20:21
Dean, one of the hallmarks of the covert community is flexibility: without it, there would be no such community. One has to take the bad with the good, if you will. I personally know agents who have "questionable" backgrounds. Human frailty is a universal trait, even in (and perhaps perversely amplified by) our country's President and Vice President. My own college-years experience exposed me to [DELETED] and [DELETED], and on occasion I even dallied in those reprehensible activities. Sure was fun, though! I was impressionable and did not fully appreciate the ramifications of my behavior. (With age and wisdom comes regret for previous errors.) In spite of my less-than-exemplary past, I was accepted by the "community of coverts," as we like to call ourselves, and advanced through the ranks based on my passion for the work and the performance I exhibited. Do not spend too much time worrying about your "youthful indiscretions"; they are the things that make life interesting---if you survive them. Welcome aboard.

Guest		15-Feb-2006 16:04
Under "Critera for Access" #6, umm... I've been involved with [DELETED] and [DELETED] a lot in college. Can I still look at the pictures?

Guest		15-Feb-2006 09:34
Hello, Whatever it is you are under the influence of, you need to drop the habit. As it is negatively affecting your mental capacity. If you need assistance, just pray to God. And he will help. Have a good day, and God bless you, J

dcshelby		11-Feb-2006 21:23
You Mr. Beedon have the mental faculty of discovering,expressing, and appreciating the ludicrous in perspective! This warrants a true vote of confidence on my behalf. What this world needs more of is the smile you have given me when visiting your sight! Regards. David S.

Guest		10-Feb-2006 04:04
ahahah...do mulder and scully know about this?!

Dave Beedon		10-Feb-2006 00:04
I should point out, for the benefit of new agents, that the previous three comments are from covert agents in very deep cover. For security reasons they do not use PBase accounts for sensitive messages.

Hilary of Ham Cross		09-Feb-2006 22:47
Therefore I am. No apologies.

Tarquin of Hove		09-Feb-2006 22:45
I am a relative.

Crispin of Hooe		09-Feb-2006 22:44
Einsteins theory of relativity.

Dave Beedon		09-Feb-2006 18:34
John, thanks for the kind words. Positive feedback from a colleague of your stature means a lot. I hope you expressed your valued and influential opinion to my Area Commander.

John Cooper		09-Feb-2006 15:56
Absolutely incredible. I can say no more.

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