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Alien vomitus
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Alien vomitus

As you might have guessed from the title, this disgusting stuff is extra-terrestrial puke (barf). Examination thereof yielded little useful information: the boys at the lab were only able to determine that it was not of this world. A senior investigator postulated that it was the result of an all-night drinking binge during a brief visit to our humble planet. We hope the Alien drinkers were not here to evaluate the planet in preparation for an invasion.

The slime is the most repulsive substance I have ever observed in my many years of stealth missions, dirty tricks, and covert investigations. Its odor was unbearable. For ten minutes---the time it took me to don my bio-suit---I had the dry heaves, and for three weeks following this encounter,
I itched “like a man on a fuzzy tree.”

My superiors were so pleased by my fortitude in recording this sight that they rewarded me handsomely (a certain body part still tingles). In spite of that pay-off, I am reluctant to accept another assignment of this type. Field operations can test a man's resolve.


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horsegoggles08-Mar-2007 18:49
What do you give rock formations for a cold?
Dave Beedon17-Feb-2006 19:46
Hodero: I am not permitted to take samples home. All samples must go straight to the laboratory.
Dan: I have, with difficulty, run my dogs backwards, but I can't keep up with them when I do so. I shudder to think how I would perform if I were to run my "film" backwards.
dan dunn17-Feb-2006 10:06
It might reassemble if you run the film backward
Hodero15-Feb-2006 07:18
Hope you took some samples home to investigate what they eat !
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