... to all the PBase Moms who have bought and wrapped all the presents,
written all the cards, suffered the school nativity play alone, diplomatically decided
who's coming to which meal on which day, battled through the crowds at Wallmart,
then will play Santa, get up early to stuff the Turkey, look a million dollars in that
little black dress, serve up the meal, then clear up the mess!

What a good job we men do the really hard work of buying the beer, attending the Christmas works 'do',
and watching the football on TV, before falling asleep on the sofa!

Will do my bit by going to see Stoke City v Leeds United!!! (soccer)