Not me, stupid!

I mean, that gut-busting, artery-twisting, hallucination-inducing, kitchen-wrecking, builder-wakening 5 Million calorie cooked breakfast that the British claim to have invented!

Well, we have it every so often, and occasionally cook it ourselves. I may be a pretend Northerner, but I cook a cracking breakfast! This, of course, is a Vegetarian breakfast consisting of Quorn Sausages, grilled tomatoes, hash browns, baked beans, fried eggs, crap English toast and, as an only concession to cool continental style, Italian Coffee.

I love old-fashioned cafes where this is still served!

For 'Cultural Heritage' December. Shot on Sunday, not today - today's was german rye bread and Swedish fishy paste.