We've enjoyed The Wig's copmpany for the last few days, but now, whistling a happy tune and with a spring in it's step, it's off on it's way. Next stop Southport, Merseyside. Hold on a sec, it's taken my shoes. And my 'phones. Stop, wiggy thief!

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