"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" Oscar Wilde.

Hmmm. I know exactly what Mr. Wilde is on about. Take my shoes. I'm a serial shoe kind of guy. I wear one pair 'til they're falling apart, then get a new pair. These Oakleys are looking a bit rough around the edges, time to look for a replacement. But, I like these shoes. They're very comfortable, nice and bouncy, look good and I want another pair. But, as always, I can never find the same type again, they've always been discontinued! And I hate shoe shopping.

Now, if someone from the US were to send me a pair of Simple OS sneakers in black, size 8 1/2, it'd cheer me up no end! They're not available here... and it is my birthday soon...