I lost count at about 3.5 thousand.

They are slimy and noisy.

Most, not all, mom's think they are beautiful.
Occasionally a mom will say, "oh my god, he/she is ugly.

Most dad's are in tune with the less aesthetic value of a 12 second old neonate.

Technically these "are" my photos (of me) since I simply shot them with my D2X and 28-79 Nikkor.