Dad's doing his Captain Birdseye impression this evening. What he does is this: he gets an empty
cardboard tube from a toilet roll and pretends it's a loudhailer. Or a telescope.
He's been doing this ever since I was a puppy. I guess it's funny. Sometimes I grab the end of the
tube and start shaking it and growling. But I'm more interested in where my evening b*scuit is at the moment!