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Processed version of the previous photo


The previous image, an un-enhanced version of this one, discusses the challenge of identifying strange phenomena. With regurgitative meso-enhancement of the infrared spectrum and a slight tweaking of the Putney Proton Shift, it becomes abundantly clear that the image has nothing to do with wayward dental drills. Anyone rated at Analyst Grade 6 or above will have seen many examples of this frightening display of inter-galactic power.

I cannot reveal details here, as doing so would not only lead to a breakdown of social order, but also---and more importantly---result in my re-assignment to one of those backwater duty stations that rely on dial-up Internet connections even for the most urgent transmissions. (This means, of course, that one so assigned is in effect cut off from normal channels and must rely on unreliable or outdated reports from other duty stations to stay informed. The experience is not pretty.)

To keep the public from going bananas, leading to a breakdown in social order, a cover story has been developed. It says that the scene is a long exposure at night, taken from an automobile moving down a highway, during which the camera was moved around to produce an interesting pattern of lights.

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jCross18-Nov-2007 14:28
You might also send me to hang out with fishermen and pilots, who seem to have a penchant for a lifetime of lying as well. However, they can hold their heads up high since the lifetime of lying was not intended to line their pockets, unlike politicians and CEOs.
Guest 14-Nov-2007 17:40
Dave, send him to Alexandria for re-education. From there, it is a short trip to the halls of Congress, where he can see first-hand what a lifetime of lying will lead to.
Dave Beedon13-Nov-2007 21:06
Houston---we have a problem: an agent in your area is running amok. First concern: he gets up the hopes of surfers with the false promise of aerial photos, then tries to allay the resulting frustration with claims of being "too busy with tutoring." Second concern: he cloaks his lack of understanding of The Danger We Face with (allegedly) erroneous descriptions of one of his peers. Some "education" is in order.
1moremile13-Nov-2007 19:41
Note to shelf: check freshness dates and toss out old stuff.
jCross13-Nov-2007 15:27
NOTE TO SELF: Agent Listorama might be getting a little slap happy with his photo editing software.
Dave Beedon13-Nov-2007 00:43
SECOND NOTE TO SELF: what the heck does Agent Cooper mean by the "third version"? (Investigate possibility of relation to the title of a Spielberg movie.)
Dave Beedon13-Nov-2007 00:39
Tom, your well-informed and intelligently-expressed moral support is a welcome change from my brief involvement in 1971 with the Gutleut Project, with which you are familiar. One aspect of the incompetence exhibited there was hearing a member of the Olive Drab Team describe the installation as "concern" instead of "ka-zair-neh."
NOTE TO SELF: determine the meaning of "celestial intrusion" before Agent Briggs has a chance to ask for my opinion of same.
John Cooper13-Nov-2007 00:37
Having just come back from the dentist this very day, with a huge pain in my wallet.
I can honestly say I like the third version best.
Tom Briggs13-Nov-2007 00:17
... it's amazing what the processed photo reveals. The untrained eye (as Dentists often are) miss the true and often horrifying significance of this celestial intrusion. Hopefully, the uninitiated in your viewing audience will take this warning to heart ... be vigilant ... and be afraid.
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