I don't smoke, so forget the cigarette. If the shooting is done with a Nikon, I don't want a blindfold either. But if I'm shot at with a Canon, I want a blindfold, earplugs, and a clothespin (for my nose).
Yes, and they need to be cleaned up: the sandstone environment wreaks havoc on spit-polished suede. Please don't inform my drill sergeant of this fashion faux pas.