Here is the very lovely Bondy, reflecting the rest of the dog shit hill gang in his Police shades. There's Olly - navy shirt with white motif, Stacy, Matt and Phil Madge Senior. There are DVDs on the table from DVD Lee. You can even see me if you look closely enough. Tomorrow there will be new entries in the Bell and Hare gallery for my friends of N17.

We’ve been to the Spurs – a mighty three-day trip for us now – setting off at lunch time yesterday and arriving home tomorrow lunchtime. It’s been a fabulous trip though – a 2-1 victory, three points in the bag, so therefore holding on to our precious 4th place in the table and most importantly to that Champions League place. We've also had the chance to catch up with our friends from dog shit hill for the first time in months.

It would be fair to say there have been celebrations. In fact, don’t tell on us but we’re a bit squiffy. We’ve had a serious session in the B&H, on a rickety bench in the back yard.

Then, after a long day, we’ve come back in the house to find my ‘50 Ways to Leave Your Lover’ gallery standing at no 1 in the popular galleries tonight. More celebrations are in order I feel. Mostly because I’ve finished the bl**dy thing now – it’s taken all my reserves of energy to find 50 ways – especially as I don’t want to ‘leave my lover’ so I have had to put myself in the shoes of another to get there!!!

So, 13,000 hits on a gallery loaded for the first time two weeks ago – not bad….my previous No 1 gallery has still only had 10,500 hits and it was no 1 in mid-2004.

NO – I am not going to get naked AGAIN – been there, done that – go back to 2004 to see it!

Last year, salmonella hit me - BIG TIME