Sunglasses (the triumph of optimism over experience)
Purse containing driving licence (Still excited about that) and assorted store
loyalty cards (I'm not loyal enough to have only one) and not nearly enough
cash
A book of matches
wallet for credit cards, donor card etc.
diary
makeup bag containing lipsticks, a pen, batteries, nail polish
vanity mirror
Ticket to Cathedral in Valletta
Assorted old receipts and tissues
Empty kleenex packet (contents see above)
swipe card for work doorlocks
anadin extra
work keys
car/house keys with teeny torch attached
3 lipsticks (Lancome, Clinique and Bourjois)
piece of paper with book recommendations
phone
3 pens
2 emery boards
bit of hand-tooled leather (tooled by me)
clydesdale bank cheque book
scalpel handle
packet of scalpel blades (10a)
air malta drink mat
blue scarab
compact flash card
Nikon coolpix 5700 camera
En-EL1 battery
smallest maglite
retractable brush (freebie from a magazine)
Business card from a restaurant in Malta
packet of polo mints (half gone)
approx. £2.50 in loose coins
Notebook

I've lost my penknife and tape measure which is probably just as well.