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The most haunted house in England. Ham House.

A large percentage of hauntings are actually sightings of Alien activity.
Most very old buildings are where Aliens have been hanging around for a long time.


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John Cooper16-Sep-2006 15:18
Thank God I have not been metricized, or was that sterilized ?
Ian Dalgliesh16-Sep-2006 05:50
You've got a 20lbs.sledge?I thought they'd stopped making those.Our local emporium only stocks those new fangled items,oh what's it called,ah! yes,the 9kgs.sledge.Totally inferior,of course.
John Cooper24-Jan-2006 14:21
Dave, Still working to retrieve the report. I have stopped the computers incessant talking to me. I put a Philips BB 212 Varactor diode in the speaker line, now I can tune it out. A BB 204 G Varactor and a BZX 79 C 12 Zenor in the logic circuit has stopped it rewriting my comments. But the little weasel is hiding, I cannot find it yet. It might come to the 20lb sledge yet.
Dave Beedon24-Jan-2006 09:36
We really must have that report. Suggestion (with prejudice): take three Valiums, put the sledge hammer away, kiss your computer, and fill your mind with pleasant thoughts such as "I am glad to be alive" and "pink clothing makes things right."
John Cooper17-Jan-2006 12:33
Dave, My computer will not retrieve the report. Ever since I gave it (I am not an it) an AI programme, the damn thing (I am not a thing) has given me a lot of trouble and arguments. Sometimes I even have to say please to get something.
If it (I am not an it) ever calls me Daddy, I will take a 20lb sledge hammer and reduce my computer to toxic dust.
Life can be such a drag sometimes.
Dave Beedon17-Jan-2006 07:16
It's vital that we receive said report. Please resend by armed courier with deep cover. Use a Farraday cage if necessary so he cannot be tracked electonically.
John Cooper05-Jan-2006 13:02
Report was sent, must have got lost in the post.
Dave Beedon05-Jan-2006 02:59
Still waiting to hear about the aforementioned Angela. Please report.
John Cooper30-Dec-2005 16:47
First, I shall check if her husband has a computer.
Dave Beedon29-Dec-2005 23:19
Please elucidate about Angela.
John Cooper28-Dec-2005 10:26
Very, very carefully. Angela's is exceptionally nice.
Dave Beedon28-Dec-2005 08:01
The concept of haunted houses is a ruse designed by Aliens to get humans used to the idea of strange sights and events. This of course leads to a tolerance for the bizarre, which makes domination by Aliens that much easier to accomplish. The caretakers of Ham House must not be trusted; have you inspected their foreheads?
Elvis28-Oct-2005 07:23
I'd love to visit there! - KAT
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