I was in Key West earlier this week and saw a t-shirt that read,
"Please ask your breasts to stop staring at my eyes"...
I'm not sure how your eyes would fit into that scenario.
When I was but a kid, growing up Catholic, we were told that a certain immoral act would cause hair to grow on one's palms. But I don't recall anything about eyeballs---maybe I missed that lecture. :-) Aside from that, I have to say that I admire your photo tricks.