Stand-off with a cow.
She was in the way. And she wasn't going to move, that much was certain.
She was big and heavy. I looked her in the eye, and she looked right back at me.
Then she began to smile. At least I think it was a smile.
How can you really tell if a cow is smiling?
But she saw something. She seemed to recognise me. She relaxed.
At least I think that's what she did. Then she let me pass.
I wonder what happened.
What did this cow see in me?