Criminal Behaviour Approval Form by exzim

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19-MAR-2010

Notner criminals seek approval from the city before committing crimes

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John Cooper		21-Mar-2010 00:38
Dave, your promotion was put in the post 2 years ago, you should get next Wednesday.

1moremile		20-Mar-2010 12:26
Don't mail it if you want it there in time. You only have about 3 weeks.

Jason Anderson		20-Mar-2010 03:29
What an efficient -- I dare say mildly brilliant -- system. Wonder how they handle health care...

exzim		20-Mar-2010 02:19
Jason, application for permission to commit the crime is taken as evidence that you have committed it. Therefore no trial is ever held, you automatically are given a choice of 25 years in a Notner jail or have to read Sarah Palin's autobiography.

exzim		20-Mar-2010 02:14
Dave, its not that the number has been disconnected, its just that no paper is ever put in the machine - remember its a City of Notner office

Jason Anderson		20-Mar-2010 01:28
Is this admissible as evidence at trial? And is that already scheduled as well?

Dave Beedon		20-Mar-2010 01:28
Registering crimes in advance of their commission is the best way to control crime. Admirable alteration of the text---even the slanting looks good. But the sign contains a bit of disinformation: there is no need to make the fax number secret because the number has been disconnected. Have I been promoted?

John Cooper		19-Mar-2010 20:09
I think I will order a batch of these forms, could save me a lot of time. Which is becoming very precious.

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