Feeling flippant.............
For obvious reasons (hopefully) this made me think of a scene from 'Meet The Fockers'.
Quote:
Greg Focker: [singing] And if that mockingbird don't sing, then... Greg is gonna buy you a... diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then... Greg is gonna feel like a... big asshole.
Little Jack: ...Ash!hoole !
Greg Focker: [surprised] !... No... oh, no, you don't wanna say that word, cause that's a bad word!
Little Jack: Ash!hoole !
Neither the ash or the hoole have anything to do with me!!!!!