Truman kept insisting he could walk faster
than a duck could waddle. I couldn't take it
anymore, and brought Truman to the lake to
settle the issue once and for all. I managed
to get this shot just a nanosecond from the
finish line, and as you can see, Truman easily
outpaced the duck. He was REALLY obnoxious about it
the rest of the day. Next time he says "Neener,
neener, neener!" I'm going to show him my book of matches.