Make way for the Diva!

I iz da onez dat makez em swoon.
I'z dont know how girly gots all the pub yesterday
but shez aint da only catz in townz.
See deez eyez?
Dey iz magic.
I just pointz dem at papa and foodz apearz.
I pointz dem at da foodz and back at papa,
magic makez noo foodz apearz.
I can dooz dat all night.
My magic ventually works,
cause I findz zomtin I likez and yumz.

I can even makez magic lapz.
That papa guy sits down,
well you know wherez I iz heddin.
I rulez.

Sure, I is really old.
Howevers, I is like sweet winez.
I get better all the timez.

Ok, go wayz, Divaz done wit you.
Where is dat papa guy to make me my lap (hehehe).