EDITED: Removed comments made while intoxicated.
(they were not nice... Funny, but mean)

What is funny is that I have an empty wine bottle for each stage of this.
I have one from the day she moved out.
One from the day I signed the papers.
One from the night of the actual divorce.
One from the night I signed the new mortgage.
I can tell which days were the important ones
because those are the "good" wines.


And by the way, this is the first time I have edited out comments.
I think I should just avoid posting after a couple glasses of wine.