12 cups of Percolation Perfection

Ok, here is my first reaction to Thanksgiving at Dave's.
It took me 12 hours to realize I would have an inadequate coffee supply.

There is no way Junior there on the right could
handle the coffee load for more than a few people.
So as of today there is a new coffee sheriff in town.
Some people call him Sir, but you can just call him Mr.
The hardest part about a new coffee maker is getting
the measurements just right for that perfect cup.
Fortunately I have a month to percolate up a bunch of
test batches until I get that nice smooth cup of joe.

Can’t you just smell the fresh coffee aroma?

Between this and the brand new martini shaker, I should be good to go.
If I end up short on anything, heck, I’ll just shake a few more martinis.
Then nobody will notice if I run out of silverware and they have to use plastic ;-)