Goodbye "Art" thing

I have ALWAYS hated that thing.
My ex-wife bought it.
She spent over $300 on the damn thing.
She was really thrilled with it.
I thought it was just crap.
Obviously she didn't have good taste.
(obvious because she left me ;-)
I tossed it in my basement a long time ago.
It was really the last "thing" left around.
Well, the opportunity finally arrived.
This gentleman is now it's new owner.
He paid me a crisp $10 bill for it.
This was absolutely the best way to be rid of it.
And I put that 10 buck towards a new thing.
Something my Ex would have been appalled at.
It's just another fun chapter in my divorce.
One that I laughed about all day long.
Have a great day!