Boooooooo!

This guy scared the crap out of me.
I had just got home and was walking in.
I got to the bottom of the stairs.
There he was just looking up at me.
My mind started racing.
Could I get inside fast enough?
I just had to grab a macro lens.
Would he slither away before posing?
I snuck by and ran up the stairs.
Grabed the macro lens and raced out.
When I got back he was still there.
He posed for a full minute.
I was right in his face for this.
Then he got ticked off.
He snapped at the camera lens.
I jumped up and figured I was done.
He was done as well, and away he went.