God Bless America!

I was starting to wonder what happened.
I mean look at these kids today.
Everything is watered down now.
A kid takes a bump and there is a lawsuit.
Next thing you know they have a helmet.
Then pads, then no skateboards.
No, you don't play to win anymore.
Mercy rules and not keeping score.
I thought TP-ing a house was against the law.
Like the kids were terrorists or something.
Nope, this was a good old fashioned TP attack.
It was a good one too, look at the drape on that TP.
Thank goodness our culture lives on.