I am a bag of monkey wrenches

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You get what you need
-The Rolling Stones

And sometimes what I need is an Xbox controller.
Twiddling it's little knobs and buttons.
A couple hours of distraction was my need.
Burnout Paradise was my game.
Racing around Paradise City for a while.
Nobody gets hurt but digital cars on the TV.
Life should be that easy.