Gettin some tail

Gettin a little duck tail.
It raised all kinds of questions.
I mean, it was Donald's ass my hand was on.
More than that, mine was not the only hand there.
I guess we were going to have a little
Ducky "Menage a trois" goin down.
Alas it was not to be.
Donald turned around and scolded us.
I was happy he didn't crap on my hand.
Crazy mixed up duck.