Just got back from the first event in my 40th (!) high school reunion. Oh, ouch -- there were so many old people there. But the worse thing was that they all looked healthier and younger than I do. The women, in particular, looked terrific; where the hell were they when I was younger? And talk about midwest values -- most of them have been married (to the same person) for more than 35 years. Where *were* they ....