I grew up in rural Kansas so I love farmers......... But here is an excerpt from a conversation with one when asking for directions.
Me asking for help: "Hello, I'm lost can you tell me how to get to the Jones's farm outside of Mayetta Kansas?"
Farmer's response: " Well now you know you can't really get there from here but I know a short cut that will get you close. Take the parallel road about 6 miles east and turn down the mud road just past where Al's silo blew up back in 02. Terrible shame it was, lost 30 head of cattle. Go a mile or so then pull into lower 200 wheat field by the cattle pond and drive to the back to the hedge row and there you'll find another mud road. Turn west and that should run right into Mayetta and by golly from that point your on your own. Don't worry trespassing, Jed don't mind, everyone cuts through that field but just be sure to close the gates behind you. " I think I hear Jill saying "recalculating" Paul
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04-Oct-2013 12:38
Paul I am sensing you have something against farmers! lol Car629
I grew up in northeast Kansas, get rid of the mountains in the background then level the hills to fill the valleys and it's home. Good ole "Flatlands of Kansas"! I do enjoy this scene because the colors and the rural and winding roads remind me of my youth. Just don't ask a farmer for directions. Paul