I'm mincing my words here,
some (non-local)drunken teen decided to take my mums car for a spin
in the early hours of this morning after failing in an attempt to get the Pug
and bashed it into anything and everything, it's a right mess, reckon it'll be written off
because it's going to cost alot more to repair than it's worth, drunken teen is in the cells.

had he taken the Pug it would be me in the cells right now...