Sir!
Further to my letter of yesterday,
when I unleashed my commination onto the proposals to force us to accept the euro-sausage,
and to impose upon us the inferior continental straight banana,
(what on earth is wrong with the Great British bendy banana I ask??)
I now wish to protest most strongly about everything.
It would be going too far to say that my monocle popped out at the latest news,
but frankly, I was appalled.
My boiled egg (a Great British egg I must add)
turned to ashes in my mouth.

Angry of Mayfair