Conceptual –
(Adjective) “Pertaining to concepts or to the forming of concepts”
Conceptual Art – “art in which emphasis is placed on the means and processes of producing art objects rather than on the objects themselves and in which the various tools and techniques, as photographs, photocopies, video records, are used to convey the message to the spectator”

-You see, it's obvious. This stuff is neither art nor conceptual.
You must make more efforts; try to take pictures in black and white, possibly out of focus, they should be tilted, it helps, and you should also add noise and scratches....-

“Oh, but I don’t feel comfortable with black and white, I prefer colours and I like rather sharp photos, and....”

-It’s not my problem then. You cannot be conceptual, keep on with your funny pictures and don’t try to fly higher!-

“Probably you are right, I’m not able to produce conceptual images, and nevertheless I’d like to try...Just for fun!”

-Noooooo!!!!!! Forget the word fun! Conceptual photos must be gloomy, dramatic, not funny, you must carry the weight of social burden...be serious!!!-

“Oh my...”