Jason, this is a rather prickly subject for Dave. Unfortunately or fortunately (e.g., in the pursuit of higher wisdom), he ignored Gary's message:
http://www.pbase.com/listorama/image/77307181
Thank you, Dave, it's so rare that others genuinely look out for our fragile side.
As a wise man (or Gary Larson) once said, this is how nature says "don't touch me." Message received.