I often attempt to reach higher levels of consciousness by becoming one with the environment.
Up until now I have used only sandstone as my "gateway," as that is the most efficient route
to Understanding. But recently I tried a new medium (vegetation), as shown here.
The idea for this life change came from "The Sacred Paths to Oneness," a lengthy philosophical
treatise written by none other than His Holiness The Bhagwan Windbag of Antelope. On page 1348
he states that certain types of vegetation can be used as a pathway to Enlightenment. Inspired
by this revelation, I made it my mission to seek a higher plane through a fusion with flora.
Variety is the spice of life. Beginning on page 1522 of the same divine publication is a
detailed discussion of the benefits of cacti in the Journey to Nirvana; somehow I connected
with this concept, so I resolved to use those plants myself. No pain, no gain.
The photo shows me in significant contact with a cactus plant in an attempt to
reach a new plateau of Awareness. My Vibe Center must have been on vacation, as
repeated attempts to elevate my Psychic Abundance in this manner produced only
a Thousand Points of Discomfort. Life is a journey. I have much to learn.
My photographic assistant, Joe Tripod, achieves Oneness through steady support of my camera. He has it easy.
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