These strange patterns were found in a barn at a remote farm after electronic sniffers detected strange electromagnetic radiation coming from the site. The location, which has been cordoned off, cannot be divulged..

The overall visual effect is reminiscent of stains made by paint cans during a home project. (In fact, that is the cover story we’re using to avoid a panic among the rural citizenry.)

Testing revealed that the yellow substance is not of Earth origin. Language experts are convinced that there is a message in the pattern. More than 71 pattern recognition specialists are at work to unravel the mystery. Analysis in the labs (chemical and language) will continue until there is an explanation for the shapes and substance or until the Director is satisfied that all possible theories have been tested.