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Dave Beedon | all galleries >> TOP SECRET: UFOs, Aliens, and Unexplained Phenomena >> UFOs, Aliens, etc. > UFO tracks
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UFO tracks
DATE CLASSIFIED 20030927_092

UFO tracks

As you might have guessed (but it is better to know than guess), the true purpose of my excursion into eastern Washington was to document signs of the presence of other-worldly beings. The cover story of "photographing the landscape for a web site" fools everyone, even agents of the law.

Here we see concentric circles that appear to be the result of the circular harvesting of hay. In fact, they are classic signs of UFO activity. (NOTE: do not confuse this with the "crop circle" phenomenon that got England in a tizzy for several years.)

The scene depicted here is evidence of a well-known Alien practice: flying in circles to evaluate an area as a possible landing site. The tracks were made by a defective "trailing magnetic emulsifier," a device used to obliterate signs of one's passage. Such tracks are found in many places in eastern Washington, no doubt due to the fact that this part of the state is sparsely populated and easy to navigate. It is believed that one craft is responsible for all the markings.



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Dave Beedon13-Nov-2007 00:58
Exzim, your astute observation is a pleasant surprise and caused me to consider recommending you for a promotion. However, I then realized that your divulging that highly-sensitive information here means that I must re-configure the fratostatic by-pass shifting modulator, and that is an annoyance of the highest order. Loose lips sink ships, so I will refrain from any recommendation---unless you do the re-configuring at your own expense. Stay vigilant.
exzim12-Nov-2007 16:11
I note the paint on your self powered time traveller machine on the roof of the official vehicle glows a strange colour as it detects alien residue.
Dave Beedon13-May-2007 05:05
Joe Tripod does NOT have a long behind.
horsegoggles08-Mar-2007 18:52
Isn't it fun to take out of body photos? You must have used this technique to photograph yourself driving down the road. Or is Joe Tripod running along behind?
dan dunn27-Feb-2007 09:19
You might be Russian to judgement on that one..
Ian Dalgliesh17-Dec-2006 20:25
This whole discussion might actually be a deception,as in Kadymov,don't we have an Eldar statesman in our presence?
dan dunn04-Aug-2006 11:36
Whut tizzy talking about?
Dave Beedon13-Jul-2006 10:23
The reference to a "tizzy" came from reports filed by agents in deep cover (or was it clover?). But the entire description could be a ruse meant to confuse. Or not. Flip a coin: "heads" I'm right; "tails" you're wrong. Trust me: I am an American.
John Cooper13-Jul-2006 09:46
England was not in a "Tizzy" not then, not now, not ever.
If you want the truth, come to me.
Trust me.
Dave Beedon01-Jul-2006 08:05
Eldar, many have tried to straighten the tracks, but the residual magnetism causes electrical devices to freeze up. The lines are here to stay.
Eldar Kadymov30-Jun-2006 17:37
Dave, if you step on gas hard enough you shall straighten these bloody tracks up !
dan dunn22-Jun-2006 11:33
truely a strange and alien craft
purpod23-May-2006 07:20
Xllnt field work, Agent L!
Note to self; retract the letter of stank from previous mission
Gary Winters11-Apr-2006 04:21
Excellent analysis!
Mark Lentz11-Feb-2006 20:25
I don't know why I'm laughing at this stuff ... probably because underneath, I'm really scared!
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