You’re Quackers, episode 2 – the one where Hot Rod Duck gets to see his bird in the flesh!

OK – are you ready for the next episode of ‘You’re Quackers’, the steaming hot new soapy opera from Lindarocks Productions?

To recap, we left our hero - ‘Hot Rod Duck’ trying to woo his beau, the beautiful, though flighty Slapper Duck. Much to poor old Hot Rod Duck’s dismay, Slapper Duck was showing little interest in his frothy charms.

So we join them for tonight’s bubbling cauldron of an episode.

Camera 1: Action…….

Slapper Duck slips off her feather boa, abandons it on the side of the pool, pokes a toe in the water, agrees it may be nice to wile away the afternoon with Hot Rod Duck in the hot tub so she glides in.

HOT ROD DUCK: Oooohhhhhhh come here you little quacker, I’ve got something you need to see….. (he smirks)

SLAPPER DUCK: I only agreed to go for a swim, no more and no less ……..and the sign does say ‘No Petting’!

HOT ROD DUCK: I still want to ruffle your sexy feathers.

SLAPPER DUCK: You’re such a mucky ducky, I’m sure I have no intention of allowing you anywhere near my pristine feathers. That’s why I’ve left them on the side of the tub.

As Hot Rod Duck starts to glide through the soapy, foamy warm water towards her, she remembers exactly why she fell for his charms……it’s the Ducks Arse hairdo – Hot Rodders all have them you know. Slapper sighs to herself as she thinks ‘I’ve really fallen for him – my very own mucky ducky with a DA’ – she hasn’t felt like this since she met that sexy ducktor who was an extra in an episode of The Bill.

Hot Rod Duck thinks to himself ‘I’m on a promise here – she’s on her way over’.

End of Episode 2

As always, tonight’s ducktors and ductresses were supplied by Claz. No animals (not even plastic ones) were harmed in the making of this photograph.

Tune in next week to see whether or not Hot Rod Duck gets down and dirty with Slapper…..or if she’s still teasing him.

Naughty but nice was last year's topic.